me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
"Ask her to have sex, but in like a creepy way."
Found this book of scratch cards with supposedly naughty suggestions for sex (luckily after having sex) and hilarious hijinks ensued. With hits like “you choose the place and position”, “eat breakfast and then have sex”, “go to bed early and have sex”, “she chooses from this multiple choice list, option d is whatever she wants” and “touching can be highly erotic”.
Hahahaha so my bf wouldn’t tell me until now but the high school dude I finally unfriended after fatshaming me made or supported a statement on another post months ago that I didn’t see after calling out his rape joke that implied I was too ugly to have experienced being raped. Hahaha what a douchebag I’m definitely not a survivor of child sexual abuse no worries. If you ever meet a Calgary dude named Chase Green stay the fuck away.
I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.
Moms Against Poor Little Americans
The War on White People Who Aren’t Me
Down With Male Bronies
CHRISTIANS FOR WHITE RACISM I’M DYING
I GOT THE KKK EQUIVALENT
Fedoras for Wealthy Dolphins
freedom from white people who aren’t me
I’m laughing so hard
moms against white corporations
Legalization of Black Wall Street.
Save White Bronies
wHY ISN’T THE TRON FANDOM POPULAR?!
Long story starting in 1982:
1. Disney REALLY needed a hit to pull them out of the slump they hit in the early 80’s, so there was massive pressure on the movie.
2. A first-time director/screenwriter who was a…